A.K.A. Ghost Writer. Ubiquitous and non-existent all at once, this being is pure neural synaptic function in its most unadulterated form. He's an elusive creature only rarely observed in the office environs -- in many cultures, to catch a glimpse of him in the flesh is considered good luck. However uncommon his actual attendence, his aura is omnipresent in all of our lives here at PFP.

One-day, Penny-Farthing Press ordered a statue for our office. You know the kind: fine art, life-size, a real eye-catcher for an entryway. But when the item in question blinked after a month of serving as decoration, the PFP staff was surprised to discover that the statue was in reality a living breathing person. You can imagine the company’s embarrassment at this oversight, but by the time the mistake was apparent, it was too late to send him back. Thus, PFP decided to keep André McBride. Now, André designs ads, puts books together, and gives his coworkers cards on special occasions. But he still doesn’t talk.

Pulling double duty as resident artist and Finder-of Talent, Courtney remains surprisingly cool, calm, and collected. One of those guys with a perpetual smile on his glowing face, you never know whether to smile back and hug him or shake him and tell him that life can't be that good.

Pam “PJ” Johnston was formerly on America’s Most Wanted List, for what exactly we at PFP have no idea. Her crimes were simply too bad to mention. But being the open-minded individuals we are, we welcomed PJ with open arms and locked our valuables in our desks. Now, this soccer-playing, marathon running mother of two and owner of a dachsund who likes the family cat WAY TOO MUCH, holds down the Penny-Farthing Press fort as Office Manager and does a dern fine job of it, too, if you avoid her bizarre penchant for laughing maniacally every once in a while.

If Selma were a super hero, she'd be a dynamic, butt-kickin' gal named Madame Money. As the bookkeeper for PFP, Selma holds an especially important place in the hearts of all Penny-Farthing Press staff, artists, and writers: she makes sure we get paid. Her experience as the proud mother of four boys (all scholar athletes) gives her a strategic advantage when dealing with the extremely persistent personalities involved in comics. Her ability to prioritize is phenomenal as is her head for numbers, but Selma's most admired "super power" is her ability to keep us grounded. Without a doubt, she makes sure we can eat, pay our bills, and stay on budget.